Living the Dream
Friend 1: The problem with casual sex is that there’s no intimacy. I go over to her house, we play some video games on her Super Nintendo, then we go upstairs and go straight to sex with no flirting, no foreplay.
Friend 2: You do realize that you are living THE dream for a large segment of the population, right? Not just A dream, THE dream.
Friend 1: Eh.
