Office by Alex Penny
“Here, you can redeem this ticket anytime to touch my breasts,” [Hanekawa] said.
“…! Really!?”
My hand that held this piece of paper… no, the most valuable ticket on Earth began to tremble.
“Yes, really. But if you use it, I’ll hate you forever.”
“Then it’s useless!”
I ripped it up.
Ahahaha, Tsubasa laughed drily.
Arg, I got made a fool of.
She would never have made this kind of joke before.
She’s really changed.
To be specific, she changed for the better.
- Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 13
“I know this from experience, but when you get strangled, it can start feeling good - you try it too, Nii-chan!”
“There’s someone who tried to strangle you!? I completely forgive that guy!”
“But you’re by big brother!”
- Araragi Karen and Araragi Koyomi from Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 20
“You trained too much, you 1/12 scale model of Sister Princess!”
“That would make me just a regular little sister!”
…
“Are you an electric fan? I bet I wouldn’t sound like an alien if I talked in front of you, you 1/6 scale model of Futakoi!”
“Tsukihi and I aren’t twins!”
“Originally, you were supposed to be!”
“Really!?”
It’s true.
If you read carefully, you can find bits of evidence that they were originally supposed to be twins.
- Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 20
Return of the sketchy art in Nisemonogatari.
(Source: mirroredanimescreenshots)
(Source: mirroredanimescreenshots)
Senjougahara, with the usual blank look on her face, or rather, with a slightly angry-looking blank look on her face, in a completely flat tone, told me her request.
“Please be gentle with me tonight.”
- Last lines of chapter 21 of Nisemonogatari volume 1 “Karen Bee.”
“But Araragi-san, what kind of work do you plan on doing when you grow up?”- Mayoi Hachikuji and Koyomi Araragi from Nisemonogatari “Karen Bee” Chapter 16
“Fortunately, I haven’t thought that far ahead…”
“That’s what makes you like a child.”
“…”
Hm, maybe this might work.
“I wonder if I could get a job holding up Hanekawa’s breasts so that they don’t fall?”
“What are you saying with a straight face, Araragi-kun?”
“Of course, someone had to go and invent the bra… I don’t know how much money that guy made off that, but thanks to him, I’m out of a job!”
It’s alright, Araragi-kun. Once we become an anime show, everyone will know that you’re shorter than me.
- Hitagi Senjougahara, from Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 10.
It’s not good to turn everything into anime! I want to yell at all the book publishers who put advertising on the covers that they got turned into anime! In this day and age, I’m more interested in seeing original anime without source material!
- Koyomi Araragi, from Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 10
But honestly speaking, Kanbaru’s naked body is worth checking out at least once. That girl is like a work of art. She’s not sexy, she’s beautiful. If I were a man, I might have fallen for her, but as a woman, I have to say she has perfect style.
- Hitagi Senjougahara, from Nisemonogatari Volume 1 “Karen Bee” Chapter 10
