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This isn’t so bad that I can’t handle it.

If I get to touch my little sisters’ breasts as much as I want starting tomorrow by going through this, it’s a small price to pay.

- Nisemonogatari Volume 2 “Tsukihi Phoenix” Chapter 12

“You can laugh after stealing the first kiss of your only 2 sisters? Are you even human!? You have less integrity than a hamster! This couldn’t be by accident!? You were aiming for it from the start!? You must have done it while she was sleeping in Karen’s case too, right!?”

“No, you’re mistaken. In your case, it was when you were sleeping, but in Karen’s case, it was when she was sick.”

“You’re the worst! Everyone, here is the worst human in the world! Here’s a criminal who sexually abuses his family!”

- Nisemonogatari Volume 2 “Tsukihi Phoenix” Chapter 11

“Karen-chan.”

I said, turning around. Karen was about to sit down where I had been sitting until now.

“Yes? What is it, Nii-chan?”

She said, looking back at me.

“Could you die for me?”

“Yes, I could die for you. So what do you want?”

… Her answer was as expected, but she still looked so cool… You’re definitely a carbon copy of Kanbaru. Really, if she weren’t my little sister, I think I might have fallen for her. If only she weren’t my little sister…

“Then, could you die for Tsukihi?”

“…yes, obviously.”

- Nisemonogatari Volume 2 “Tsukihi Phoenix” Chapter 11 (emphasis mine)